OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

SOME KLEPTOMANIAC HAS STOLEN AN ENTIRE TIN OF TEA FROM ME!!!!

Who the hell steals an entire tin of tea?! It was a full tin of a loose chai blend but I seriously believe that whoever has stolen it must have done it for the tin! The tea is pretty good but its one of those teas that require a pot, whereas the tin was a really nice domed one with a nice and fancy label from Whittard!!!

It looked like this except the label was purple and for Darjeeling.

Bastards. I hope you trip on the tin and smash your cerebellum/brainstem on a hard tiled floor. I don't care how crazy that makes me sound. You deserve it, you thieving asshole.