Timeline of TomKat baby

I still don't buy it. Initially, wŏ xĭang tă huái de hái zi bŭ shĭ tă de because immediately after the announcement, she started appearing in public with a massive belly that I estimated indicated 5 months of pregnancy. I don't know. I guess it's possible it might have been a 3 month belly (I doubt it given how slim she is/was - the thinner you are, the less likely the foetus is going to grow that quickly to push her innie belly button to outie).

Anyway, judge for yourself.

April 29 – First public appearance together and announcement of relationship

May 23 – Infamous Oprah appearance

June 17 – Announcement of engagement

Oct 6 – announcement of pregnancy

Oct 11 – publication of photos with very visible baby bumpNov 12 – attends the BAFTAs, bump is even more visibleDec 16 – appears in public as a MuppetJan – still looking huge

Feb 2 – Publication of this photo, oddly looking as pregnant at 7 months as she did at 3.

Feb 17 – Attendance of Kerry Packer Memorial, looking ready to pop.

Mar 31 – Photos after leaving a medical centre.

April 5 – publication of a photos with a basketball under shirt.April 14 - goes shopping for high heels wearing the ugliest pregnancy dress Hollywood could dig up. Seriously. Did she not observe Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon, Catherine Zeta Jones et al during their pregnancies?April 17 – edition of OK! Weekly to announce that the baby is due April 21, 6 months after the announcement of pregnancy.

That makes it 6 months since the announcement of the pregnancy to the projected delivery date. God, can't believe it's only been six months, seems like she's been pregnant forever. Well that's enough goss for me today.