Monday, September 05, 2005

Day in the life of a Couch

When people wish to dispose of large objects that they no longer have a use for, one method is to simply dump it on your nature strip. From then on, nature, the Heavy Garbage Collectors or "Glaneurs" will work their magic. Working as a broccoli pollinator for company near my house, I just walk to and from work and go home for lunch. As such, I managed to track the new life of a wicker couch today.

9:30 - Sad looking wicker couch is deposited on the nature strip in front of a suburban house, its cushions are deposited on a pile next to it.

13:00 - Couch has been assembled on the nature strip, cushions in place.

13:40 - Couch and cushions are no longer present infront of the former house.

16:15 - Happier looking couch is in the front yard of another house around the corner and 1 street away, being used by happy looking fob kids.

Everyone is satisfied. :)

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