Things I learned when wearing my school uniform in a club

• My parents might have bought it for me when I was 11, but I finally did grow into it!

• We all know where I put the weight on and it's not the hips!
• Even with a full face of make up and busting out, I still look like the Good Nerd Girl.
• School uniforms are surprisingly REALLY comfortable for clubbing! Trust me and suboo on this - they're designed to keep you cool in the hot Aussie summer, and to handle a lot of different movements!
• Being someone who is clearly too old to be wearing a school uniform does not stop you being ID checked at the door.