Spring Carnival. It's like a giant party in the city and everyone's invited! But like Halloween, a lot of girls think that Race Days is a reason to throw out the rules of fashion and (usually) dress like skanks. Here's a review of the biggest criminals in my line of sight, which as you can see in that pic below, was not insignificant.
The bra top that barely contains her modesty, the ultra-short skirt made out of transparent dress...
It says something when some of the male friends I was with even said this outfit was too skanky for their liking. But the true horror which I couldn't capture in this pic were her snakeskin shoes.
I didn't want to pick on woman of a larger size or mutton dressed as lamb but I couldn't let these pass. *sigh*
Please pick a dress which supports you well. This woman was clearly too mature for this kind of dress and it did nothing to support her.
At the same time, while this woman is more covered up....she kinda looks like a caterpillar.
The true horror in this dress is when that girl bent over.
Think about it. But not too hard.
I am highly amused that this girl wore a strapless bra...which is still visible.
On the topic of underwear, I would like to make a comment about how important it is to wear appropriate underwear for your dress. Not just to avoid VPL...
but to also make sure that people can't tell your underwear is lace-edged.
Ahh...I could have written an entire entry about this girl. Where do I start? The fake tan? The trashy glasses? The dress that's too tight and too short (I don't think I saw her sit down all day and I can't blame her)? The fact that she's wearing control top undies which making her bulge up and over and the fact the too-tight dress shows that?
It says something when some of the male friends I was with even said this outfit was too skanky for their liking. But the true horror which I couldn't capture in this pic were her snakeskin shoes.I didn't want to pick on woman of a larger size or mutton dressed as lamb but I couldn't let these pass. *sigh*
Please pick a dress which supports you well. This woman was clearly too mature for this kind of dress and it did nothing to support her.
At the same time, while this woman is more covered up....she kinda looks like a caterpillar.The true horror in this dress is when that girl bent over.
Think about it. But not too hard.
I am highly amused that this girl wore a strapless bra...which is still visible.On the topic of underwear, I would like to make a comment about how important it is to wear appropriate underwear for your dress. Not just to avoid VPL...
but to also make sure that people can't tell your underwear is lace-edged.
Ahh...I could have written an entire entry about this girl. Where do I start? The fake tan? The trashy glasses? The dress that's too tight and too short (I don't think I saw her sit down all day and I can't blame her)? The fact that she's wearing control top undies which making her bulge up and over and the fact the too-tight dress shows that?Yes, criminals, criminals everywhere yesterday! And to close out this entry, here's a pic of some male crims. 
I'm out!
I'm out!
6 comments:
Oh noooo! MY EYES!
Hehe Callie you're eeeeeevil :D
this is great!!! haha...my favourite would have to be the caterpillar comment..if only because i've never heard of a human being been labelled as one and also because she in fact does, look like a caterpillar...hmm...horrible crimes indeed!!!
Where do I start?
Dress 1
Skankorama - please cover yourself and know that re-engineering a potato sack does not pass for a dress. The colour is terrible and there are no boobs to carry the dress. PLEASE HONEY, LESS FLESH = MORE CLASS.
Dress 2
That's just unfortunate. Choose a dress with structure and opt to cover up a bit more or wear your hair down
Dress 3
Sheer fabrics and rolls don't go together unless it's a beautiful bow wrapped around an iced vanilla cupcake. CHECK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR.
Dress 4
Forget to dress up?
Dress 5
Passable faship faux pas. At least it was nude. What's more alarming is the boob spillage on the girl in the white dress on the right.
Dress 6
If in a dress, bend down gracefully with some decorum. Bend those knees. Also would help to wear nude underwear. Don't like the hem on the dress.
Dress 7
Stripper. Are you dancing at Scores tonight?
Dress 8
A statement nonetheless. Do they know what that hat symbolises?
Overall impression
Although body confidence is great there is a fine line between confidence and overconfidence. Women have gone too far.
When dressing consider shame before you walk out the door.
this looks like so much fun!! lol and for shame on all the fashion delinquents
You could so be Carson's assistant for the races ;)
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