The Types of Hot

I have been involved in discourse with a number of people about the different kinds of *hot* that exist in the population. So far, we have managed to isolate five different types, however we are aware that many more species of hot may exist in the wild beyond our reach.

Classic Hot
The Classic Hot guy is someone who is almost universally regarded as being good-looking, whether the viewer be male or female. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. They look great in both polished and rough situations but are often at their peak in a tuxedo.

Examples of the Classic Hot are George Clooney, Paul Walker, Kaka, and Iker Casillas.

Pretty Hot
Pooey describes the Pretty Hot as one of those guys who, if he had a daughter, she would turn out quite pretty. They often have beautiful long eyelashes or other features that make women jealous.

Such guys include Yoann 'Lashes' Gourcuff, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Jensen Ackles.

Dirty Hot
Two Yellows defined the phrase 'dirty hot' - "He is the type of guy who would do unspeakable things to you, that you will thoroughly enjoy, but you will never be able to tell anyone about it...that sexy bitch." Princess Roza also gave the input that Dirty Hot guys are the ones with whom you indulge in 'Hate F@#ks'. You know the type.

Adam Levine, Marat Safin (oooh yeah), and David Villa are some of these sexy bitches.

Psycho Hot
Perhaps it's a certain expression on his face. Sometimes it's the contrast between the dark features and the pale eyes. It could possibly be that weird murderer vibe you get from him when he's staring at you with those pale eyes and strange expression. Or maybe it's the way licking blood off his face and glove makes you think it's sexy instead of disgusting.

Psycho Hot (lady) killers include Gaspard Ulliel, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Cillian Murphy.

Ugly Hot
The most contentious type of Hot as this category is completely subjective. These are guys who would not be considered handsome in the classical sense, in fact they might be downright ugly. However they have a certain je ne sais quoi that renders them highly attractive, even if all your friends (male and female) are retching in revulsion.

The perfect example of ugly hot, Adrien Brody.

Here endeth the lesson. However one of the cornerstones of higher education is the questioning of ideas and methods. If you disagree with any of the categories and examples, feel free to speak up in the comments section!