Crimes against fashion

I never thought I'd see the day that I'd have to designate what is the worst crime against fashion. But I remember being so absolutely aghast at seeing that below that my mind was made up.

NUMBER ONE - BUTT CRACK. Everyone has been guilty of this at some point in time, and everyone I'm sure has felt the shame. This photo was taken in a bar on Anzac Eve. I don't remember which, all I remember is the absolute feeling of stupefaction at the amount of crack revealed.

This is never, never, NEVER an attractive look. I apologise for the poor quality photo but I fear using a better camera might make the lens crack.
No pun intended.