Crimes against fashion

Number.....oh god, this crime is so heinous I can't give it a number.(this entry refers to the girl on the left, the one wearing a hanky as a shirt)

Trinny and Susannah are right - DRESS FOR YOUR SHAPE, YOUR AGE, AND BE BLOODY APPROPRIATE. Me, Nance, Dr Kelly, Silly Natty and Kenny were having a pleasant walk around the city last night when we came across this shocker. We were heading up the Paris End of Collins which isn't exactly known for being a hotbed of strip joints. If I could have bottled the looks we gave each other in response to this, priceless.

And to add insult to injury, the front did not compensate for the shocker of the back, although Kenny did note that at least we couldn't see a Whale Tail. That bit was solved later when we saw the girl walking towards us wearing a completely see-through dress and black underwear.