Valentinstag

I was walking around the department doing some random stuff when a guy with a vase of tulips came up to me and said to take one. Being the naturally suspicious person I am, I fired of a number of questions.
"Why?"
"Who are you?"
"What's the catch?"
Once he'd stopped cowering with fear, I managed to get that he was a representative from Eppendorf and they were taking advantage of the fact that the majority of people in biomedical research are now young females. 


Thanks for the flower!